Tiny Human

Yesterday I was walking Ruby and Timmy or Tommy or whatever its name is, jumped out of the bushes right in front of us. He's about 3 or 4. He was naked except for tiny little Spiderman underwear. Couldn't weigh more than 40 lbs. He asked if he could pat my dog. Then he grabbed her leash and said in a little, bossy voice, "I'm going to walk her!" So I let him and yelled "hold on" and watched gleefully as Ruby dragged him around the street. I'm told road rash builds character. Then the mother darted out and ruined my fun.