My dog doesn't have to brush her teeth before bed. Does you kid?

My dog can find her way home after being lost for 5 hours. Can your kid?

This morning when I let Ruby out a fox ran across the lawn. She went off for a hunt. For five hours I drove and walked around three towns looking for her. On my third trip back to the house, five hours later, she was sunning herself in the front yard. I kinda wanted to kill her. But being a Foxhound I suppose she was only doing her job.

When my dog has a friend over, she knows to share her toys without being told. Does you kid?

My dog can swim while there is still snow on the ground. Can your kid?

My dog can survive for days on the frozen tundra hunting down small animals to eat. Can your kid?

My dog can run through the snow better than your kid.

My dog makes a better shadow puppet than your kid.

My dog can XC ski. Without Skis! Can your kid?

My dog can play in the snow for hours without a coat or shoes. Can your kid?

My dog has her own tiara for Valentine's Day. Does your kid?

This is what my dog does on a snow day. And your kid?

My dog knows to sit there and be lovely while I get ready for work. Does your kid?