When my dog is tired she puts herself to bed and stays there. Does your kid?

My dog wouldn't dream of touching an ornament on the tree. Would your kid?

When my dog is in the car she lays there without making a sound for 3 straight hours. Does your kid?

When my dog wants to help make the bed, she knows she must dress appropriately. Does your kid?

When my dog wants a snack she sits politely and waits for it to be offered. Does your kid?